Kev Tawm Tsam Txog Mr. Me & Nws Tus Txiv Neej Siab Qib Siab - Kiag Sib Nraus Khov Siab Mus Rau Qhov Tsis Txaus D

2023 Tus sau: Isabella Ferguson | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2023-09-21 21:09

Cov hauv qab no yog qee qhov tseeb (Michelin CrossClimate + cov ntaub ntawv) thiab ib qho tseeb (qhov tseeb thov kom qhia rau Tesla), thiab tsuas yog kuv txoj kev tau txais cov lus qhia cuam tshuam nyob rau hauv txoj kev cia siab tias tsis yog li ntawd.

Mr. Me: kuv.

Colin: 2019 Tus Qauv 3 Ntev RWD muaj npe tom qab tus neeg saib xyuas kev ruaj ntseg me me hauv Douglas Adams 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Colin raug ntes thiab tau txais nws cov nqi zog ua si los ntawm ib lub cim tseem ceeb (Ford Prefect, tus neeg txawv teb chaws uas muaj npe rau nws tus kheej tom qab lub tsheb) nrhiav kev lom zem rau txhua yam uas nws cov lus txib ntawm nws (los ntawm zaj dab neeg "Feem Ntau Raug Mob" nyob rau hauv tshooj 6)). Kev lom zem "qhov tseeb": Colin lub xov tooj cua tau tsim los ntawm MISPWOSO, MaxiMegalon Lub Koom Haum ntawm Kev Ua Ntej thiab Ua Haujlwm Ua Ntej Ua Ntej Qhov Tsis Txaus Ntseeg, uas suab zoo ib yam li FSD, tsis yog?…

Cov dab dhau los:

Yuav Ntev Li Cas Tus Tsav Tsheb Mus Rau Frankfurt Rau IAA 2019 Ua Rau Kuv Tham Rau Kuv Tus Tesla Model 3

Lub Norwegian Wave Trophy Dog Hom Chaw Pw

Kaw Console Npog Maj mam, Thov

Mus Rau Cov Yeeb Yaj Kiab

Lub Neuralink Ntawm Tswv Thiab Tub Rog

Lub Luag Haujlwm Saib Xyuas Huab Cua

ODO: 64, 605 km (40, 144 mais)

Colin: "Qhov ntsuas 'ncig uas koj teev npe' CrossClimate" nyuam qhuav dhau 50, 000 km! (31, 000 mais). Thought koj xav paub. Zoo li cov lej tseem ceeb. Kuv nyiam tus lej.…”

Kuv: “Ua tsaug Colin. Qhov ntawd yog qhov muaj txiaj ntsig ntawm koj. Yog lawm, Kuv paub tias peb tau los txog ze ntawm qhov tseem ceeb, yog li kuv tau ntsuas qhov ntsuas qhov tob ntawm koj cov log tsheb lwm hnub. Kuv tau khaws sau cia kom pom tias lawv yuav siv sijhawm ntev npaum li cas. Peb nyob ntawm 5 hli tread laug. Zoo nkauj heev."

Colin: “Qhov tseeb, yog lawm. Mais phus tau zoo heev. Kuv txhais tau tias, peb tsis tau tsav tsheb Miss Daisy tiag, puas yog? Dua li tsav zoo li vwm!”

Kuv: “Yog lawm, tsis yog li ntawd, kuv yuav tsis hu kuv mus rau kev vwm. Nco ntsoov, kuv hammer nws ntau dua li koj ua ntawm Autopilot, tab sis kuv tseem xav tsis thoob cov Michelin CrossClimate + tuav kom zoo. Tig lawv ib zaug xwb, tig xub ntiag mus rau tom qab, khaws tsuj taw sib nraus.

Colin: "Kuv tsis txhob hlawv roj hmab ntawm Autopilot, tsis yog, tab sis thaum tawm ntawm Autopilot, Kuv tau pom tias koj yuav muaj peev xwm twv kuv lub peev xwm los tuav kom nyob rau hauv cov ces kaum - qab zib! Tab sis qhov tseeb kuv tau ua qhov zoo tshaj plaws kom tau txais koj los ntawm taw tes A mus rau B sai li sai tau, koj paub, los ntawm kev xam pom txoj kev zoo tshaj plaws."

Kuv: “Aws. Tsaug, Colin. Koj ua tau zoo kawg lawm. Txawm li cas los…”

Colin: “Txawm li cas los xij? Tsis zoo txaus? Kuv tseem tau ua tiav thaum muaj xwm txheej ua ntej."

Kuv: “Kuv paub, tsis yog nws tsis yog. Kuv txhais tau tias, koj ua tau zoo, heev npaum kev tseeb xwb, thiab kev siv tau yooj yim ntawm koj kev coj ua yog amazing. Txawm tias yam nruj tshaj plaws uas kuv hais, koj pom hauv vib nas this. Zoo kawg li.”

Colin: “Dab tsi ua? Los rau, nti nws tawm!”

Kuv: “Nws nyuaj me ntsis los piav. Nws yog neeg yam.”

Colin: "Sim kuv."

Kuv: "Zoo, koj tsav kuv thiab lub missus nyob ib ncig ntawm ntau, thiab koj paub yuav ua li cas peb nyiam cia li tsav qee qhov tshiab thiab … tsis muaj, tos … koj tau nyeem Hitchhiker Cov Lus Qhia rau Galaxy, txoj cai?"

Colin: “Muaj tseeb! Thiab, tos ib sec… tam sim no kuv nyuam qhuav nyeem tag huv si! Nws yog qhov zoo. Kuv muaj npe tom qab ntawd ntxim hlub thiab ntxim nyiam…”

Kuv: "Yog, yog, kuv paub, tab sis kuv xav kom koj tsom rau tshooj 1. Cov ntsiab lus hais txog kev bypasses."

Colin: “Qhov no? Bypasses yog cov cuab yeej uas tso cai rau qee cov neeg tuav ntawm taw tes A rau taw tes B nrawm heev thaum lwm tus neeg dhia ntawm taw tes B mus rau taw tes A nrawm heev. Cov neeg nyob ntawm C, ua qhov ncaj qha nyob nruab nrab ntawm, feem ntau tau muab rau qhov xav tsis thoob yog dab tsi txog qhov A uas ntau tus neeg los ntawm taw tes B yog xav paub meej txog qhov ntawd, thiab muaj dab tsi zoo txog taw tes B uas muaj coob tus neeg txij ntawm A yog li ntse kom tau muaj. Lawv feem ntau xav tias cov neeg yuav cia li ib zaug thiab rau txhua qhov chaw ua haujlwm tawm qhov twg hauv ntuj raug txim uas lawv xav tau.”

Kuv: “Yog, qhov ntawd. Mus txuas ntxiv thiab nyeem me ntsis txog tus yawg uas khob Arthur Dent lub tsev nyob hauv kev txhim kho kom dhau kev hla. Nws lub npe hu li cas?”

Colin: "Mr Prosser?"

Kuv: “Yog, tus ntawd yog tus ntawd. Nyeem txog qhov nws xav tau tiag tiag.”

Colin: “Mr. Prosser xav tau nyob rau tom D. Point D tsis yog ib qho tshwj xeeb, nws tsuas yog qhov yooj yim ntawm txoj kev deb ntawm A, B, thiab C. Nws yuav muaj lub tsev me zoo nyob rau ntawm D, nrog cov hneev hla qhov rooj, thiab siv sijhawm zoo nyob rau ntawm E, uas yuav yog chav noj ze tshaj plaws rau taw tes D."

Kuv: “Yog Txoj. Kuv xav kom koj mus taw tes rau D.

Colin: “Auj… Tshawb nrhiav cov tsev me uas muaj qhov muaj hla ntawm lub qhov rooj…”

Kuv: “Tsis tau, tsis yog! Yawg Prosser xav tau ntawd. Kuv tsis xav mus rau lub tsev me. Koj xav tias kuv xav tau dab tsi?”

Colin: "Tab sis kuv puas muaj qhov no Kuv tau hnov dua khawm muaj hmoo uas qhia tias ua tau qhov zoo siab thiab kuv tau hnov khawm tshaib plab, thiab kuv xav qhia lub tsev noj mov thaum xaus…"

Kuv: “Tsis tau! Tus ntawd tsis yog kuv txhais li cas, Colin. Kuv yeej tsis siv cov nyees khawm ntawd. Mloog, koj paub kuv zoo me ntsis uas peb tau siv ob peb xyoos ua ke, puas yog?”

Colin: "Kuv xav xav yog li ntawd."

Kuv: “Koj paub lub missus, thiab.”

Colin: “Lub taub hau hais lus? Thov txim… yog kuv paub nws zoo heev. Kuv yuav ua li cas tsis… thov txim…”

Me: "Uas yog lawm, Kuv paub koj txhais li cas … xijpeem, koj muaj ob lub qhov muag, kuv txhais tau tias yog lub koob yees duab."

Colin: “Yog lawm. Ntau.”

Kuv: “Koj pom dab tsi?”

Colin: “Kuv pom kev.”

Kuv: “Yog lawm, thiab dab tsi ntxiv?”

Colin: “Tsheb. Kuv nyiam cov tsheb!”

Kuv: “Yog lawm, dab tsi ntxiv?”

Colin: “Ehm, sib tshuam?”

Kuv: "Okay, cia kuv nug koj li no: Koj xav li cas rau missus thiab kuv pom thaum koj tsav peb ncig lub tebchaws no ntawm Autopilot?"

Colin: “Uhm, lub tebchaws? Nov yog kev ua haujlwm nyuaj rau kuv lub hlwb me - kuv txhais tau tias, nrhiav tej yam uas tsis phom sij tsis yog kuv li."

Kuv: “Tau kawg! Tus ntawd yog nws! Thaum koj tsav tsheb thiab kuv ntsia tawm lub qhov rai Kuv saib rau tej yam tsis muaj kev phom sij. Kuv saib qhov uas yog…?”

Colin: “Tsis raug mob?”

Kuv: “Yog lawm, tsis yog, tsis yog…”

Colin: “Zoo?”

Kuv: “Yog lawm, tab sis kuj zoo nkauj, Colin. Kuv saib rau tej yam zoo nkauj. Zoo Li Hav Zoov. Ntug hiav txwv dej. Rwm. Cov Hnub Poob.”

Colin: “Thiab cov noog! Nyuj? Nees? Kuv tseem tuaj yeem paub cov os! Txawm li cas los xij, cov tsiaj tuaj yeem tsim kev puas tsuaj…”

Kuv: “Yog lawm, Kuv kuj qee zaum saib tsiaj. Txawm li cas los xij, thaum kuv pom qee yam zoo nkauj, Kuv xav mus rau ntawd thiab ua nws. Tus ntawd yog kuv tus D D!”

Colin: “AH, Kuv xav tias kuv tau txais. Whoops, cov lorry qeeb, yuav tsum nres me ntsis, thov txim.”

Kuv: “Qhov ntawd zoo. Koj yeej yog ib tug neeg tsav tsheb uas muaj peev xwm, tab sis kuv ib txwm ua tib zoo mloog rau koj cov kev xyaum."

Colin: “Qhov ntawd yog qib 2 rau ya…”

Kuv: “Saib, koj muaj koob yees duab, koj muaj daim duab qhia, koj muaj cim xeeb zoo heev, thiab koj yuav tsum tau kwv yees li cas kuv tau wired los ntawm tam sim no. Kuv xav tau Point D khawm. Kuv twv koj: Nkag mus rau Qhov D!”

Txog Qhov Muaj Qhov Xa Tau D

ODO: 64, 632 km

Colin: "Kuv ua li cas?"

Kuv: “Zoo, koj tawm ntawm koj txoj kev mus, thiab twb tsis muaj cov kab kev cim, yog li kuv yuav tsum tau tsav qee qhov, tab sis nws tsis zoo. Qhov chaw no zoo heev!”

Colin: “Ua tsaug. Nov yog qhov tseem ceeb heev, puas yog?”

Kuv: “Yog lawm. Nyob tsis tsaug zog, Colin. Peb tib neeg yog tsiaj txhu coj txawv txawv. Qee zaum peb nyiam ua khoom thiab mus qhov chaw tsis muaj laj thawj dab tsi. Dab tsi ua rau koj xav txog qhov chaw no?”

Colin: “Kuv yuav tsis ris koj rau kuv cov algorithms, yog li cia li hu nws yog ib qhov hunch. Ib qho ntxiv, Kuv tsis tuaj yeem mus txuas ntxiv, Kuv xav tau lub zog txaus kom tau txais peb lub tsev, yog li kuv kwv yees peb yuav tsis pom zoo ntawm point E ces. … Qhov ntawd yog qhov cuav xwm. Point E: pub, los yog cov charger, leej twg tau mus…”

Kuv: “Okay, tsis ua li cas, kuv tau txais. Ha ha, txaus luag. Xijpeem - ua tsaug, Colin, Kuv xav tau qhov no."

Colin: “Kuv zoo siab. Los ntawm txoj kev, saib qhov no rau lub ntsiab lus D (35:20 hauv). Uas yog xyoo 1935. Txias, eh? Koj lub tswv yim tsis tshiab. Tus ntawd yog 76 xyoo dhau los, yawg!”

Kuv: “Vuag, yog lawm, tab sis tam sim no tsuas yog qhov kho vajtse thiaj npaj tau. Muaj hmoo kuv tau nyob hauv lub hnub no thiab hnub nyoog.”

Colin: “Hnov tias HW3 tau dov rau Tebchaws Europe tam sim no, yog li kuv yuav hloov kho HW2.5 lub hlwb sai sai. Koj fancy ib lub hlwb tshiab, ib yam nkaus thiab? Ib txhia Neuralink spaghetti nyob rau ntawd?”

Kuv: “Nah, Kuv nyob zoo, tamsim no…”